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Keanu Reeves Monologue
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Coming up on your mud flaps… people have such cute names for sex.

It depends on how you're judging 'worse.' The Spirit is the more incompetent film, but that very incompetence inadvertently inspires laughter, making it a more pleasant viewing experience than Sin City 2.

"Today's hits in stereo sound."

Also, with the demise of Shomi, Netflix Canada FINALLY acquired seasons one and two of Black Mirror today.

I saw it a production with a female Audrey II a few years back, and ever since then I've thought Yvette Nicole Brown could knock the role out of the park.

Rehren!

"Missed it by THAT much."
- Hal Holbrook

I had things I was going to do tonight, but now I need to re-watch The Incredibles.

BEHROOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!

He also directed the party bus episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, as long as we're cherry-picking the non-sucky parts of his resume.

And I'd like to have a word with Carnival of Souls, but no one can hear anything over that damn organ music!

I could have sworn I first heard about this project a few months before the Guy Ritchie movie came out, but with Sasha Baron Cohen instead of John C. Reilly.

Not only. Starman's score was composed by Jack Nitzsche. Also, he had collaborators on some of his film's music. The only one that comes to mind is Shirley Walker on Escape From L.A., but I'm sure there are others.

According to what Loren Bouchard tweeted four days ago: "Really. Truly. December. Sub pop. Over 100 songs from the show. Finally."

Wait a minute… My nuts!

All right, everyone, look alive! Oh. Sorry, Debbie.

Don't mind me. I watched this show while it was airing, but moved just before season 7 part 1 started airing. My new cable provider did not have AMC at the time, so I missed the final episodes. I'm finally getting around to it now, but decided to do a full rewatch from the first episode. I'm just making this post

I have to give Gervais credit here. I never would have gone out of my way and paid money to see this theatrically, but I will absolutely check it out when it appears on Netflix. So… Way to know your audience?

I think Pixels made that perfectly clear.

I gotta go, the damn Weiner movie's listening.