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Keanu Reeves Monologue
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Are you trying to say nautical?

He's wearing loafers. You know what that means… He's got pennies!

Watched Eraserhead for the first time. I know I liked it, and I know that even though everyone goes on about how repulsive the baby is, I really felt sorry for it by the end. But that's about all I know for sure about the experience.

It was. If you look at the screengrab at the top of the article, you can see Madman in the covers.

When you're looking for strange ways to see a movie, remember: seeing it while sitting in a vat full of ants has been downgraded to moderately unusual, at best.

Too soon!

Wow, that Better Off Ted episode was more prescient than I thought.

Sicario will at least get a nod for Cinematography, if nothing else. They don't seem to want to give Deakins a statue, but they never stop nominating him.

You're all ignoring the real question:

Now you know!

Fix the third act of The Invention of Lying.

Tom Kenny and Jill Talley are in W/ Bob and David. Haven't seen Jerry Minor, but I only watched three of the four episodes (I'm saving the last one for after work tomorrow).

The Washington Generals are the team The Harlem Globetrotters play against.

RANNNNDOLLLLLLPH SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!

If the shirt makes you happy, you should wear it wherever you want. That's what Tina would do.

Because it doesn't have veins, I'm guessing.

I'm afraid it's worse than that… You're in Canada.

It is a fact universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of good taste must be in want of all the eggs.

The Defiant Ones.

Sometimes the best relationships start out in the grossest and most messed-up ways.