*Tito reads this comment*

checkmate

RW was cool as a cucumber (or the other side of your pillow). classic vid

or simply get the keyboard waffle maker.

What about a hot dog in a bun... Is that a sandwich???

these were bomb back in the day

i was just messing

I find it disturbing how many readers are cracking jokes on behalf of this unfortunate gentleman. Have some fucking sympathy for him and his family. If he was a star and belonged on your team you’d be in mourning.

The Garbage Dick Tour was Adam Levine and Blake Shelton’s tour

Jesse Palmer:

Sadly, coming from a small market team-in Arians 5 prime seasons, he made 4 pro bowls and is ranked as top 100 players of all time. People are to quick to make jokes but this cat was nasty good.

Who is Dennis Miller?

Do I have to pay entrance fees for my cows and goats? Hope the lactation stations are sterile and convenient for my herds...

MY DAD once taught me....

This kid is my fucking hero!

Arturo, I was planning on writing a thorough response to your post, but found it easier saying, you clearly don’t understand football.

I never realized drinking once a week makes me an alcoholic. I’m calling AA and canceling Halloween, Thanksgiving and XMas. As a Cubs fan, I assumed you were a raging alcoholic.

I’m a Mets fan and polished off a 200 ml Jagermeister watching the Cubbies on tv. Along with some rum n’ cola. It’s Saturday night, don’t judge punks.

You suck.