Crossing my fingers that a rogue yearbook staffer puts her photo back in the yearbook right before the pages go to the publisher (as a former yearbook staffer in high school, sticking it to the administration is a cause near and dear to my heart).

Mine would be - 2 kids, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 husband but the only thing I’m counting are checks (insert money grab hands)

I Love this.

Housewives is also at its best when they’re just straight up weird, like Scary Island or the Berkshires.

What would you housewives tagline be? Mine would probably be something ultra corny, like “I might be diabetic, but that doesn’t mean I’m sweet.” and then there would be a shot of me asleep on the couch with a giant lollipop stuck to my sweater because I declined to shoot the promo scene in a fucking ballgown.

A marriage ending in divorce is a marriage that failed. Punkt aus.

Uh, yeah. Unless you missed the last 100 years or so in the social sciences? Divorce and women’s rights are pretty intrinsically linked. You should know that.

He literally got a bad Ombre.

Then maybe don’t say shit like “Nine years is a successful marriage these days?”. It might not have been what you meant but it comes off like reactionary BS, as if marriages used to be happier but now they aren’t. Which isn’t true. There are just more divorces now because divorce is more acceptable and because…

omg you’re annoying. And no thanks to playing pictionary with your parents.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

*files nails*

Erinn is truly better off. She was brilliant on “Children’s Hospital,” so I’m glad she doesn’t have to be on some Chuck Lorre mess.

Just makes me wish we’d get a Children’s Hospital reboot, honestly. She was so good on that!

Rarely is this sentiment ever sincere but, Erinn really is better off.

People wonder how we end up with guys like Donald Trump. This is how.

His probation includes a curfew—he must be at home from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. and is not allowed to drink.

Fuck this stupid country. And I am sick of Democrats saying, in their best tight-assed, pinch-faced voice “I am very concerned about (fill in the blank latest atrocity), so we sent a stern letter to this latest fascist chud expressing our extreme displeasure.” Republicans are the enemy and they need to be squashed,…

Uh I get so frustrated with this. I have worked both as a teacher with a pension and as one getting social security. I have paid into both. Under many states this is consider double dipping, and I am limited to what I can get even though I have paid money that I have earned myself. People seem think that the state…

LOL all the while teachers are buying school supplies on their meager earnings...