Ugh, really a Sophie’s Choice situation there. But I think if I HAD to choose I’d rather them mess with taxes than healthcare. But really I’d like them to just go away.
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September 30th. It’s not safe until then.
And the corn has ears!
Potatoes have eyes everywhere!
Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!
Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.
Oh hai, you must be the guy with the P on his chest. You are a prick and you’re projecting like a drive-in movie. Get bent, Chad Radwell.
“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “They just made a bad decision.
I really, really never want to see these pictures again. Can you turn these images into capsules, so that we can identify what they are but not actually have to look at them? I already want to do a lot of bad stuff to Uday and Qusay, and this is not going to help....
That’s what I want in a man: the ability to be the grossest thing in a picture that includes a dead animal carcass.
I fucking hate these two assholes so much for so many reasons, but every time I see this picture I know they are dead inside.
Nazi hunters or Nazi hunters?
LISA BLOOM IS GLORIA ALLRED’S DAUGHTER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICOLE KIDMAN. Reese Witherspoon seems more like a trash talking mean girl without the skills. But Kidman seems like the type who can do anything, and always follows through when it counts.
Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.
Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me…
People can care about multiple things.
Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood
Still doesn’t excuse this “joke.”