I rewound about 5 times to try and figure that out, too! Doesn’t Ellaria have shorter hair, though?

I still can’t stop laughing at the defective Teddy Ruxpin that shouts, “White Lady!” It’s even better because you don’t actually see it; it’s just a disembodied voice offscreen.

Why does he look like Khloe Kardashian? Hard pass.

Honestly, I prefer Frank as the non-touring mystery. He can stay away from every stage on the planet, as long as we don’t have to go through another album drought.

Newsies is the ultimate.

She’ll be replacing Planned Parenthood with The Red Center.

Ah yes, a throwback to the days when we could joke about things like Joe Biden’s empty debate podium.

Chris Gaines 2.0. In these dark times, I relish unapologetic ridiculousness like “Cyrus.”

I blame Xenu.

That poster looks like two middle schoolers during their first slow dance.

I love Merkel for trying to force Ivanka to address the booing in the audience.

Way ahead of you! I read the book after my father died, and it was surprisingly therapeutic.

My mom started crying when he came on CNN. Having Obama back and yet not, plus The Handmaid’s Tale dropping? This is gonna be a brutal week.

Between Twitter and the “DNA” video, Don Cheadle wins the week.

I see where you’re coming from, but the crowd Tiffany runs with has a reputation for being horribly behaved and beyond entitled. Maybe she doesn’t know any better, but I hope she outgrows them eventually.

I was sort of relieved when I saw the photos him playing soccer later that day (aside from the gross invasion of privacy), because he looked like he was actually getting to be a normal kid.

The only Trump to feel any sympathy toward is Barron. He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.

So, is Tiffany the Designer Impostor Fragrance version of Complicit?

That Fallon/Styles SNL promo made my eye twitch, especially when Jimmy did his stupid giggle-break. Styles aside, it’s gonna be an epic hate-watch for me.

I know, which kind of makes me wish he would.