Thank you, although it’s no “strategery” or “refudiate.”

He’s painting while experiencing a resurgence in public popularity. It’s a Dubyassance.

I also hear they love terriers.

If she was smart, she’d leak his tax returns, so he’d go to jail and she’d be free of him.

I think part of what drove Trump launch a smear campaign against Obama was his frustration and jealously over how much A-list Hollywood openly fawned over Obama. A brown man who came out of nowhere was immediately embraced by the crowd Trump has spent his life trying to be a part of.

There’s a piece on Vanity Fair about Trump’s habit of live-Tweeting the Oscars. It’s hilarious and terrifying. Spicey said Trump will be too busy to do so this year (lie). Sad!

They’re basically Catholic Duggars.

Nobody deserves to see Congressman Sean Duffy’s spawn on television.

If the Trump administration had watched Black Mirror, they’d realize that fucking with bees is a very bad idea.

Fun fact: the church where Pence met his wife (St. Thomas Aquinas in Indianapolis) was considered unusually progressive and accepting of gay parishioners. My mom was actually principal of their K-8 school when the Pences first locked totally heterosexual eyes on eachother.

I didn’t think they had a choice, either, but this is POTUS in the Upside Down. I’ve read multiple reports of him trying to force the Secret Service to defer to his private security, and I wondered if this might have been the case.

He’s always got a Nazi nearby.

I figured as much. He probably made them all go to the local TJ Maxx to buy whatever’s left of Ivanka’s tacky clothes.

So, does Trump not let the SS come to Mar-a-Lago? No way they’d let civilians take pictures.

Until my dying day, I will choose to believe that Biden had something to do with the lightswitch issues.

THIS. I binged it during Thanksgiving weekend, and was mesmerized.

500 Days of Tonya, PLEASE!

They need to reboot the X-Presidents

Why is nobody bringing up Qaddafi’s 2009 UN visit, when he literally camped out on an estate owned by Donald J. Trump?