They’re basically Catholic Duggars.

Nobody deserves to see Congressman Sean Duffy’s spawn on television.

If the Trump administration had watched Black Mirror, they’d realize that fucking with bees is a very bad idea.

Fun fact: the church where Pence met his wife (St. Thomas Aquinas in Indianapolis) was considered unusually progressive and accepting of gay parishioners. My mom was actually principal of their K-8 school when the Pences first locked totally heterosexual eyes on eachother.

I didn’t think they had a choice, either, but this is POTUS in the Upside Down. I’ve read multiple reports of him trying to force the Secret Service to defer to his private security, and I wondered if this might have been the case.

He’s always got a Nazi nearby.

I figured as much. He probably made them all go to the local TJ Maxx to buy whatever’s left of Ivanka’s tacky clothes.

So, does Trump not let the SS come to Mar-a-Lago? No way they’d let civilians take pictures.

Until my dying day, I will choose to believe that Biden had something to do with the lightswitch issues.

THIS. I binged it during Thanksgiving weekend, and was mesmerized.

500 Days of Tonya, PLEASE!

They need to reboot the X-Presidents

Why is nobody bringing up Qaddafi’s 2009 UN visit, when he literally camped out on an estate owned by Donald J. Trump?

Explains why he chose Finding Dory.

Pence is married to a former teacher, and she apparently heavily advised him on education policy, which has devastated teachers and public education in Indiana.

It’s equally important to call and voice support for your representatives. I called my Democratic senator’s office to thank him after he announced he would not be voting for Betsy DeVos. He’s up for reelection in 2018, and I fear he’ll give in to the GOP far too much in order to save his seat.

One of my best friends was born into Scientology, and worked at the Celebrity Centre for several years (she escaped Scientology in the early 2000s). She said most of them would undoubtedly be voting Trump; their public displays of liberalism are just an attempt at good PR.

My mom had a nearly fatal car accident when she was in high school. When I asked why she stopped watching The Good Place, she said, “The one comfort I had when I heard everyone saying I might not make it, was that I was going to a better place. I don’t want to watch a show where heaven turns out to have the same…

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