Two words: charter schools.

This, among many other reasons, is why I don’t understand why so many are pushing for Booker to be the future of the Democratic Party.

Junior is incredibly determined to piss on his dad’s legacy.

Can we talk about how the St. Ives Green Tea Scrub is a pox on their beautiful tradition of “gentle” abrasion? A mint julep would be a more effective exfoliant.

How long until Hollywood options this into a garbage reboot of 1996's Crash?

Katy Tur should be THE shero of 2016, and continuing into 2017, because she’s not done.

A fruit designed with Becky With The Good Hair in mind.

This lawsuit makes me feel totally great that Uber’s CEO just joined Trump’s Strategic and Policy Forum.

Snuggled up in the warm blanket statement you bestowed upon me tonight.

Commute her sentence so she can peace out to Russia and be neighbors with Snowden? Hard pass.

Your username and avatar need all the stars.

It’s almost impressive how they’re able to consistently make a bad situation even worse.

MSNBC reported Bolton will be Tillerson’s deputy. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go drink until I think it’s 2008.

Lorde is apparently promoting the shit out of this song on social media, which made me think how much better it would’ve been with her instead of Taylor.

In 2012 and 2016, people thought running a folksy, common sense Democrat in the Indiana gubernatorial campaign would somehow work. It didn’t.

Nothing is more annoyingly awkward than Taylor Swift trying to bring the sexy.

I had a feeling. Still, he could be in a reenactment!

I want a web series of LMM drunk Face Timing his cool famous friends. Also, how has Questlove not been on Drunk History?!

I want a web series of LMM drunk Face Timing with his cool famous friends.