I just became convinced that her relationship with Calvin Harris may have been the only genuine one of her life (thus far). Obviously, he wasn’t forced into an NDA agreement; I’m sure TayTay is regretting that now.

I’ll just pretend he was humming “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton.

I’m going to pretend for awhile that Jia’s just calling in sick because of this: http://www.eater.com/2016/7/7/12118…

I get it, although I think Takei could’ve been a bit more diplomatic in his public objections. I’ll admit that when I initially read about Sulu being revealed as gay, it felt awkward and uncomfortable, because it seemed both lazy and overly proud of itself. There are less self-congratulating, winking ways to bring an…

Today I found out my state’s Democratic Senator has an “A” rating from the NRA. I know I live in Indiana, but fuck him.

What a banner week for rapists...

Okay, now I need a Christopher Guest mockumentary about trying to pull off a PBS stage production of an insanely popular, Hamiltonesque musical. Maybe a dubstep opera about Spirow Agnew?

I try (why isn’t there a “bowing” emoji yet?!).

Plus, the two Outlander crossovers are related on Game of Thrones. GoT is all about crazy casting, though. I was rewatching season three last night, and shouted, “Holy sh*t!” when I realized the current Tommen originally played Martyn Lannister, one of Kevan’s sons captured by the Starks.

Who knew Blackfish went all the way to Scotland to take a piss?

I assumed “Little C*nt” given his small stature, and more affable attitude across the pond when it comes to using that word.

It’s less than a year into TDS with Trevor Noah, at a time when even some media veterans are handling this election season like amateurs. I’m not excusing his misfires, just pointing out that even Jon Stewart took a year or two to really spark behind that desk. (Also, I saw Trevor Noah do stand-up last weekend, and…

The only human allowed to use unnecessary utensils with food is Oscar Isaac.

Post-election, I want Graham and Biden to become the resident Statler and Waldorf of Congress.

Yes!! An all-you-can-drink adult beverage buffet is our best afternoon after this shitshow of justice. Cheers! 🍸🍷🍻

I grew up in South Bend, and this is a pretty accurate description of the Notre Dame apologist attitude that the majority of residents adopt.

Ugh, I’d never thought I’d say this, but at least Fox News keeps it real by putting their bias and bigotry in front of the cameras. F*ck MSNBC, I’m good reading Dan Rather’s Facebook page for my daily dose of political commentary. http://www.facebook.com/theDanRather

Not yet, but they’re coming to Indy in May to open for Ellie Goulding and I’m at BSB/NSYNC-level glee! (Real talk: I may not stay for Ellie)

Almost as good as their album (I’ve had it on repeat for about six months).

There is a Bey, although she should be the President.