they don’t just come in white skin tones anymore. although why it took so long i don’t know.

In that clip I enjoyed watcing Miss South Carolina’s pageant smile slowly slip away in the background as Miss Michigan spoke.

Wait until they introduce the new family member.

I get that he was trying to drive and get her to the hospital ASAP. But perhaps he should’ve used his free hand to help steady her... not video tape her. 

LOL!!!! Thank you! I needed that so badly!

Macaulay Culkin very successfully uses “Yoinks” in that story. Swoon.

my entry

“This is an illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted. It was started and paid for by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats. Phony Dossier, FISA disgrace and so many lying and dishonest people already fired. 17 Angry Dems? Stay tuned!”

Can you imagine being his parents? How embarrassing.

I just want to say that I don’t have any idea who Pete Davidson is but as a fan of Classic Doctor Who I do a really weird double-take every time I see his name. My brain is like “THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S SPELL — oh wait.”

Funny how Billy Bush is getting way more severe consequences than the guy who actually said "grab them by the pussy"

Oh, I know, I know. But he sure cleans up pretty.

They won’t change their tune. They’ll just mumble something about “entitled millenials” as they cheer on their boys in blue.

It might be an awkward thing to say, but is not being attracted to an ethnicity really racism? Do we get to decide who we’re attracted to?

Where tamed means stole.

I feel like my head keeps wanting to read them as Jnco’s and Maxim. Which were both pretty awful, but in much different way.

You mean she was looking to get a notoriety bump from it? I didn’t have the patience to read more about her or watch clips of her work so I don’t really have an authoritative position on whether she boned him in order to leak rumors about it or if she actually had feelings for him. I assumed the latter because this…

I’ll take the Californians any day over Herb Welch though. Still don’t know why the the Perkins likes that sketch so much. Personally I would have liked to see a Secret Word resurrection – preferably with Cecily Strong.