Bingo! Makes a good tagline though, which has to be good for +5 Woke Points.

Readers will gleefully skip over that tidbit to maintain their feigned moral superiority. 

Stomach pump?? Isn’t that Sir Rod Stewart you are referring to?

Let me say that I just overheard her speaking to Colbert on tv from another floor of the house earlier today, and found the power in her words very remarkable. It was that moment when a public figure says or does something to truly earn your respect, and you are grateful to walk the earth with them. Too many public…

Octopussy! Octopussy! Octopussy!

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LOL! Yeah, I guess anyone over the age of 25 these days is considered a boomer.

Ah, the Analog World. Miss those days.

Wow. I well-thought out, reasonable response. How dare you? 

Nothing smells of success like Eau du Ass. Coming to a Perfumerie near you.

Or Velvet Jones

She straight up went hockey enforcer on his ass. I’m sure Bob Probert, Tony Twist, or George Laraque would’ve been proud.

F’ Big State anyway. 

FYI, Unabomber has been in federal prison for about 20 years. Way longer than Obama has been involved in national politics.

In college, Taco Bell was the perfect post-binge drinking meal. For some reason it tasted drastically different than it did sober. Matter of fact, it was kinda gross when sober. Anyway, one day I found myself having a midday craving, and decided to get some tacos. Walking out of Taco Bell, I bumped into a drinking…

I’m Lovin’ It!

Crib note version: We are FUCKED!!!!!

Obviously a non-cat food eating, spray paint-huffing aficionado

TBH, I thought he tossed the axe up to heaven so he would have something to play once he got there.

After pregame drinking festivities, along with the drinking at the actual game, I’m sure thats pretty much anyone can muster at that point. In other words, this is not the early Saturday morning crowd taking the SAT/.ACT.