ULTRA MEGA FUCK that commercial!

Ethnically Jewish, spiritually atheist.

His lineage is Jewish, his beliefs are atheist.

If he was really that guy, he wouldn’t be able to read or write.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

there was an email of the week where a guy talked about eating his own cum because it felt wasteful not to.

So we’re all in agreeance that this guy’s a fuckin nerd right?

This is going to be sitting vs. standing to wipe, isn’t it?

And it’s always a bit revealing which fan base is the first one to not get the joke, isn’t it? As much as we clown on teams like the Browns, Bills, Jets, etc., you have to admit that their fans have a healthy sense of humor.

Wow, about fucking time! Naturally, it was the Washington article.....

Opening it with your thumb with the mouth away from you feels like the technique of someone who has either been handed a shaken up can too many times or has shaken up the can every time before giving it to someone else and knows payback is coming.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

It won’t last. Trust me: I have shepherded three kids into their double digits. The kids will be come intransigent at some point digging in on something such as anti-rice or monogamy viz. chicken fingers. You are so fucked and you don’t even know it. My middle daughter - brilliant and about as pleasant a teenager as…

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

Aw, look! A Washington fan! We’ve got one right here, demonstrating all the couth and gentility demonstrated so ably by the owner! Well done, sir. Well done.

I think she played you hard man 

Skins fan here (ugggggggh) - going off memory (so could be completely mis-remembering this) but if I recall Gibbs wasn’t so much upset with the tribute as with the fact that the DC did it completely on his own without telling anyone.

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.