The single biggest violation in this whole ordeal is the person shooting video in portrait mode.

The amount of horrible shit that goes on in this world has already proven beyond a doubt that god is a dick.

Alabama and the South in general, this is why so much of America mocks you. America, this is why Canada and the rest of the democratic world mocks you.

Living no where near Pittsburgh, I do not get to see Pirates highlights reliably which is a shame, based on these monster dongs. While happy that you have finally introduced these mighty dongs into my life, I’m upset that Deadspin has taken this long to shove these dongs into my eyeballs.

WHAT GOOD HAS RAIN EVER DONE PEOPLE, I ASK YOU?

It’s as if pitchers occasionally make mistakes. My god...

*Indigenous. Aboriginal is no longer a preferred term.

I will Cherith this comment forever, as I will Mr. Thrower’s moniker.

Death metal generally isn’t about Vikings. More likely to be power metal

Has Game of Thrones gotten lazy with all of its terrible military strategy?

I can’t understand how the door was not open for him to go in? Why was he stuck standing there for so long? That’s on the fucking bench. Open the damn door, especially when your team is going to be in the offensive zone to get off.

NHL franchises tend to generate interest for kids in playing hockey, and eventually those youth programs get good, so I don’t think it’s super uncommon.

Why be nice to them? They made the terrible decision to live in Boston.

I was at an MLS match sitting in the family section. I stood up to cheer...

“I think it’s just mental,” Jokic says. “Like, don’t let Coke be stronger than you.”

I only saw the top two stories on Sports Centre, but it went Leafs, Raptors.

Hindsight is 20/20, but heading into this ascent the avalanche warnings were significant in the Banff backcountry. There has been a near historic level of avalanches around Highway 93, where this is located, with pretty much everything going and going big. Huge loss, but please, please, no matter your skill level,…

Fleury’s going to need to be better in Game 7...

I’ve never understood the undershirt and never will.

That list of 100 best restaurants in Canada just came out and all the top places look like the fucking dishes they made fun of in American Psycho. I bet it’s $100/plate for a fucking thimble of wagu beef with a demiglaze poured artfully to the side.