As a fan of baseball, for the love of god Angels, get some damn talent to surround him with.

A name like that embiggens confidence.

He’ll miraculously be a major league player in May. Wow, that month and a half in the minors really developed him!

Is posting that a fight happened and stating it clearly went one way really celebrating it?

Simmonds is big, he’s tough, he can score, he can work the boards, and he’s a threat on the power-play—there’s really nothing not to like about his game...

Came to say this - David Ortiz has earned over $160 million!

Beautiful plumage on that gelding. 

Using shitty phone apps, I’ve clocked myself hitting 85 km/h. I remember feeling terrified and at that moment, not exactly in control. Had to make a few turns before I felt I could adequately slow down to a controlled speed.

I’m just so thankful NBC took this clown from TSN. Keep him the fuck out of Canada.

All-time best dad.

So should the NFL take a page out of the CFL’s book and allow PI to be challenged (both a PI call and the absence of a PI call)? Should roughing the passer be a challenge-able call, considering all the bullshit calls we saw thoughout the year? Would this truly slow the game down too much, considering the number of…

I don’t even play hockey anymore, but the physique has remained after playing all through childhood and then into my early 20s. It’s a god damn nightmare, I can’t imagine the difficulty to the guys who actually train as a professional.

I wanted Bama to lose because, well, Bama. But holy fuck listening to Dabo talk at the end made me want him to be struck by lightning. Even if there were a god, it doesn’t care about your fucking football team. All the credit goes to your players for practicing to become better and executing, the coaching staff for…

LOL. Everyone and their fucking dog knows Tom Wilson is a goon.High hits, elbows to the head, and other dirty hits aren’t needed from an enforcer-type. Yes, a player who can irritate other players and get under their skin, as well as a guy who can stand up for his teammates is still a helpful thing in hockey. Wilson…

The PI was horseshit, but the lack of a personal foul call on the hit to the head on an already down Rivers' that would have made it first and goal from the 4 or so with 24 seconds on the clock and a timeout remaining was also horseshit. So, the universe balances out. 

...Smith turned back into a pumpkin.

I can’t decide if Hanifin is actually slow or not. He keeps getting caught flat-footed. Happened last night on the breakaway. It looks like he’s trying to get back but can’t accelerate.

“... and then people who read Barstool felt invested in the argument because they think they’re friends with people who work at Bar stool..."

We all knew that one day Peter King would kill him.

Portland could probably survive. Their WHL team has been top 5 in attendance the past 7 years and was 6th the two years before that. In those 7 years, they have been second or third in 6 of them, behind only the Calgary Hitmen and Edmonton Oil Kings who play out of NHL rinks.