But who is the Ass-Team of the Week? There’s so many options!

Pick whichever costs you the least!

What the heck is Salt Bae?

This is actually a pretty big advancement considering most women max out at a 720 in the pipe with very few attempting and landing a 900. Love to see the progression!

A bar is not a “public” site of any kind.

As someone who has visited several dormant volcanoes, they’re pretty fun! Hiking! Skiing! Some of them have pretty lakes in the crater! Would recommend.

Public consumption laws: This is the hairiest issue for travelers by far. Restrictions, laws, and potential fines vary wildly from province to province.

Fuck the pies and fuck this bogan. West Coast is taking this!

Vast majority of players earn between 100k and 400k. I think he’s doing alright.

Yes, he grew six inches between when he was measured in his Junior year and when he was measured in his Senior year. Imagine the sentence flow in sports writing if they specified what anyone but a moron can read!

To clarify my simple “yes”, this is from Shi Davidi’s piece:

Yes.

He looks like the love child of Olli Jokinen and Mats Sundin.

I didn’t realize they had granted an essay to Lions fans.

You are clearly no Gaston.

We all know the slightest touch causes excruciating pain for soccer players and the head is a sensitive area. Good on the ref for looking out for the poor defender who must have been in a world of hurt. Even the keeper and his teammates could feel his pain based on their reactions!

Woosh.

I can’t hear you.

That’s a dickheaded response. But I still have to try and be SOMEWHAT courteous in my emails because I work for a government entity and all my emails can be FOIP’d by the press or opposition or whoever.

Sooooo... start Rosen?