I think you’re missing what this site does. The overnight writer (Lauren) will post quick recaps on the night’s action, whether that be hockey, baseball, basketball, etc. The morning writers will then post something that’s a little more in depth and provide their own insights into the game. Either way, you are free to…

I recently finished Ben Mezrich’s book about Dr. George Church’s team that is attempting to use CRISPR to basically edit an asian elephant into a woolly mammoth. It’s a pretty good read and was my first real introduction into CRISPR.

Yeah, but not TOO CRISPR bacon.

I’m hoping the pitcher is just Curt Schilling out of retirement.

No, fuck this. The justice system is not “guilty until proven innocent.”

Part of the problem is baseball culture among the players. You get boring-old assholes who say “just play the game” like what’s-his-face on the Yankees who didn’t want to put a fun name on his jersey or any name because it broke the tradition. We’re talking about the sport where if you show enjoyment, you get a…

There was a story I read a while back where Mats Sundin would walk around in a Mats Sundin jersey in Toronto to avoid being recognized. Apparently it worked because, despite having a very recognizable face in a hockey-crazed market, no one thought that a player would walk around in their own jersey (unless for some…

I’m surprised this didn’t result in a Ways to Cook Chicken, Ranked post with dishwasher at the top.

FFS, get home from a road trip and has to assault his girlfriend? God damnit Osuna.

This attitude left me particularly pissed off when I tore my knee and required the rail to grab onto to properly get myself seated on the toilet. An unsupported squat was out of the question. But almost every time, some able bodied motherfucker was using it as their own.

“Women are not objects to be collected and tallied up. And women of different nationalities are not flavors at an ice cream shop to be sampled; they are individuals with agency and free will, and it would be infinitely less shitty of you to not reduce them to a checkmark on your sexual map.”

The P looking letter is a “TH” sound, so it’s Haf-thor. Last name is pretty much what you imagine. In Icelandic, every letter only ever makes one sound, unlike english which will pronounce one god damn letter three ways.

But I was heckling from MY safe space! He can’t touch me when I’m in my safe space!

Nah, that’s a dumb play and shouldn’t even be scored as a base hit. Errror on the catcher. He should have just picked it up and had an easy tag on the runner. Then you have a guaranteed out and bases are still the same. Let that go foul and who knows what the next pitch brings. Maybe it scores 4 runs.

His superpower is being super rich.

I generally don’t pay enough attention to the prospects to know who they are or who is out there. I’ll generally look at mock drafts to read the blurbs about the 32 projected first rounders and then yell at the Packers to pick the guy that I think is the best based on his position and exactly one paragraph.

Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”

Miracle Crimes had a tough road through Salami Blessing. Could have taken on Makenlove or Delicious though.

If the NBA doesn’t work out, he could always be the heel for the Washington Generals

Totally agree. Was watching the GIF of Kucherov over and over again and looks like its shoulder to shoulder.