Disagree. Watching your childhood heroes get thoroughly thrashed would not be fun.

Not to mention leaving an arguable playoff MVP off of the roster in Phil Kessel.

I recently started dating a girl. Everything has been great. We get along she watches sports, drinks beer, eats chicken wings, climbs mountains with me, and we have earth shattering sex. Recently it came to light that she 100% wants kids and I do not. I had been fairly open about that fact before we started dating and…

I think it was more that you really don’t have enough high caliber Slovakian players to make a team. Same with the Czechs. If they would unify...

Kind of like a bitch.

I’m going to start Marshawn, banking on the comeback.

I bet those head spikes were often covered in the blood of his helpless prey. Those beady black eyes say, “I am merciless death, and I have come to send you back to hell.”

Holy shit. It IS a creationist plot. Those bastards.

Sam Hinkie probably doesn’t even know what “blast a dookie” means. Some snowboarder.

I think this is the correct answer.

This is my strategy. You get all the best powerups in last place, so catching everyone is no problem.

1. Raiders (logo is still the best)
2. Chargers. Lightning bolts are cool.
3. Bucs. You who what? I like Siege the Day for a pirate themed team.
4. Packers. Admittedly, this might be a homer ranking. But top 10 for sure.
5. Jaguars. Would have put in 4 if it was just #Jags. Good logo.
6. 49ers. Used common slang for the…

The emoji and hashtag make me hate the Seahawks even more. Didn’t know it was possible, yet here we are.

That ball was pretty high. Regardless of if he called for a high fastball, he pretty much needed to break his crouch to catch it. Overthrow from Sanchez.

Sam gets it. Sam is a true fan of this amazing, yet terrible franchise.

The worst part of this funbag is the realization I have been unfollowed by Adequate Man. I guess I’m no longer adequate.

Nah, there are plenty of hiking trails that have a specific “path.” They aren’t your typical well-cared for cement or dirt/gravel path though.

Delissio pizzas are definitely personal size. They actually need to be bigger. I complain to them all the time.
*Surprisingly, I am not 300lbs

The only time I truly want ketchup is with fries, and I could easily substitute it with Frank’s (seriously, hot sauce on fries is so good). If I’m eating a hot dog, get that trash away from me. That’s a mustard meal. Burgers I don’t care about the ketchup either. Mustard. For smoking meat, I usually rub the…

Boehner needs to stop skipping leg day. Look at those things.