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And transmissions by Manuel.

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

I’d be angry too if I was selling my entire family

$4500 no less so don’t ask because I will not respond to anything less.

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

what about the ticketing is unjustified? operating unsafe vehicles in an unsafe manner deserves a ticket. having a fart can muffler is a crime against humanity. doing burnouts is illegal, damaging the road by dragging body parts is illegal, driving a car that won’t pass inspection is illegal.

what part of the town’s “we don’t want you here” message is so hard to understand?
clearly, the stance-bros are a bunch of fucking assholes and the town has done everything they can to tell them to go somewhere else. but, like assholes, they keep coming back. I don’t blame the cops or the town one bit.
how about this:

Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

Is this article your roundabout way of telling us you just purchased an IS Sportcross in the proper color of blue? Because if it is, I fully support this purchase and give you a hearty congrats for buying such a weird and awesome vehicle.

Can’t wait until him and David have their own show about shitty jeeps.

Long live Project Rustwood!

Since stereos are rarely manufactured in-house, and outsourced, would it be fair to say that this is the fault of the sub-contractor?

Not a common one, but it would be pretty scary for the front of the driveshaft to fail, fall and dig into the ground and causing the car to behave somewhat like this:

Better than my neighbors’ fucking HARLEYS going BERBRBBBRBBABRBABRBRBABRBABRBRABB ALL FUCKING NIGHT

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

Where do I start. There’s the shattered rear quarter window, the hood strapped down with ratchet straps, the cracked windshield, no left mirror, no hub cabs, and lets not forget the two inoperable aux lights under the bumper.