This is a blog, not The Grey Lady. Lighten up, Francis.

Why the actual fuck is the umpire involving himself here? Because Baez was being rude? If he wants to stand in front of the baserunner, that’s the Cubs’ problem to deal with. Jesus, I hate when referees are morality police.

Colorado’s announcers were pretty awful in that clip.

“...it’s nice to hear two stars who recognize the problem.” 

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.