This is brilliant. Its one of the purposely bad parody songs popular stations do, but meant to be good.

At least the Fingerpoke of Doom made sense at the moment. This almost letting strung-out Jeff Hardy have a championship match on live PPV levels of incompetence.

That is the most people I've ever seen at a sporting event on Hempstead Turnpike since the glory days of the Dragons.

Eat, Sleep, LOLB1G, Repeat

You posted three days later to tell me how good the Cards are and how I'm jealous. I love when people are walking stereotypes.

Are you in the habit of making nearly 50% of profits from a business, earned by others through their intense physical labor and comparatively no work of your own, solely because you were already wealthy? How can you seriously say that professional athletes earn their market share, when they are the ones who are the…

I mean, he invested in what is usually considered a safe bet. Too bad Detroit is, well, Detroit.

Tommy Landry, real name no gimmicks

I see it more as white people in general embracing facial hair in the past 5 years.

And Fox News is blaming John Kerry for not having secured the release of February 30.

I call bullshit.

I've never read anything by Ygeasis, but from his Wikipedia bio and that little tidbit, he can take 3 running jumps off a cliff.

Eh, it was more of a defensive reaction from Molina than anything. I don't think he should have been suspended when the ump touched him first and he was clearing his arm off.

Seriously, fuck the Cardinals. And I'm a Yankee fan who was raised at the feet of King George, so I know smug and self-righteousness when I see it in baseball.

To be fair, its impossible to find adequate employment in any city in NY north of the George Washington Bridge.

I'm in the same boat. I've introduced turkey bacon to many friends, and most of them seem to come around to it once they get past the (relative) lack of grease.

As someone who went to an obscenely expensive private college for a semester, I can back up the fact of the kids who came from the wealthiest families being better than the average rich kids.

Holy conjecture and strawmans, Batman.

Completely agree on thinking that someone belonging in jail is wrong. Additionally, jail wouldn't do anything to curb this behavior in anyone. Education is the key.

He should have never been put in the spot he was. He's excellent at capturing the emotions of both college football and basketball, but isn't great, or frankly good, at the technical aspects of announcing that is required in MMA and soccer.