By being cheap as fuck, screwing over his employees and skirting the law to the point that legal rulings are necessary? Yeah, it’s likely that being incredibly greedy and ethically challenged is the reason he got where he is.

Ever think that he got 44 franchises by being this way?

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

I don’t know ... I think it might depend on the baby.

Makes you wonder what exactly a “brilliant” director has to do to actually get fired.

Just because it's legal doesn't mean it should be.

Hollywood be like : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Twenty+ years of corporate retail. Midwestern corporate retail. Kill me now.

I’m going to have to take a deep bow before your mastery of this. Wow. They say ‘let’s status’? If you have any more, tell us, because it’s fascinating.

He’s streamlining resources to ensure talent is maximized to enhance the customer experience.

Lindy’s review of Sex and the City 2 remains my absolute favorite. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas…

Ew I hope this isn’t huge. ETA: yep it’s huge. SORRY.

I think I got negged for the first time a couple months ago. This guy I hadn’t seen in years was like, “Wow, you look a lot OLDER. But it looks good on you. You really look like a woman now.” Which was funny because I was thinking, ‘Damn, he looks old. Maybe I should cool it on the drinking and smoking and drugs so my…

We’re a nation of idiots. Womp womp.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has a subplot constructed around the pick-up artist concept of “negging.”

There’s nothing better than a great film critic demolishing a shitty movie http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deuce-…

When is your masterclass on meme use being taught? I will be amongst the first to sign up!

I’m glad the kid is okay for now. With parents like that, the child is in for a rough time.

"The insincerity of these sorts of compliments is obvious, and as a result, their effectiveness is limited at best. The PUAs argue that by negging, they're offering a genuinely honest alternative to the usual hokum of the bar scene. No woman really is an angel, after all; expressing limited, critical interest through…