“In fact, on Saturday, Savage called Huckabee “one of the most vile, vicious, violent and vulgar individuals in an organization I’ve ever met.” There is no love lost between the two.” Well, since they’re both at the top of the food chain, at least it’s a fair fight. Which is more than I can say about other “fights” -

“If you remember, Blatter resigned in June[.]” Oh I remember. Oh boy, do I remember. Especially what happened between the months of June and early September, that was truly fucking memorable.

Who? The Medicis? I thought that pope was strangely inexpensive.

Yes, and Netflix just ordered several more Black Mirror episodes.

File under “LOL. Yeah, sure.” (December 2014, months after swearing he wasn’t going to be a hypocrite, anymore): “Anna later told police that she lied about driving, because she’s sick and tired of the evil media dragging her angelic man’s pristine reputation through a puddle of bull diarrhea.”

“He believes DaLuise is “dangerous” and has “dragged [his] name through the mud.”

Here’s some “rehabiliatation” (the kind that’s good for ratings, but not personal safety):

“How ostensibly intelligent, educated, successful women like Michelle Rhee end up married to monsters like this, I’ll never understand.” In two words: ambition and unscrupulousness.

Her financial situation isn’t really what I had in mind when I commented. She has the support of at least one family member; her husband would be required by law to pay both alimony and child support. She could always go back to school or learn a trade. So that’s really the least of it.

“Oftentimes aspects of juvenile incarceration, like the sound of footsteps down a hallway or being physically restrained, can trigger memories of past sexual trauma especially for girls,” Espinosa said in a statement released by the university.”

What a source of merriment this all is for everyone. I couldn’t be more pleased.

Thank god I don’t work there. But then again, I don’t work anywhere, currently. (Being exploited is a 24/7/365 booming business, though.)

Exactly. It’s one thing to say that people like me didn’t want to live here, but to not even acknowledge the people who were living there before your arrival as people? That’s a little too fucking much unchecked racism right there. Long live faux street cred, though.

That’s similar to a comment I read from a white woman who had recently moved to Harlem: “We have to change things so people will want to move here.” Last I checked, people actually lived there before she moved in, but she didn’t recognize them as people. Ugly stuff.

Precisely. And his claim that all the black people would run because they thought he was a cop, well, that just gives you an ugly glimpse into his settler-perception. Gross.

Also: “When I came down here, Myrtle Avenue here, it was abandoned. When I used to go down to the liquor store down there, the black people would all run, because they thought I was a cop!”

As far as I can tell, no.

And God American-Style, like Justice American-Style, belongs to the rich.

It really is.

The Medicis would say: “yes, of course, now get the fuck out of my way.”