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I love you.

She intends to, and for emotional distress, too.

Oh, you and I, we need to talk. Tell me more, tell me more about that campaign. There’s a lot I can gather on my own, but still. They’re sacks of corporate shit.

Oviparous birth?

Know that someone on the internet has fallen in love with you today, BrightEyes.

Even that won’t do it.

Seems suspicious, like the name was chosen with something in mind. If I could find a decent anagram solver, I’d run her name (along with ‘hot’).