Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

These two twitter accounts are really important to follow for the next hour or so. Tweeting the NYT’s meeting with Trump today:

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

She did not sign on for this. He was supposed to keep her in upscale accommodations and the gossip pages. Not the White House and the headlines.

Same. Scorched earth.

A very beautiful box of soda.

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

Yes. Hillary Clinton looks like any one of us would look — at 68 — after having fought the biggest challenge of her life and won, but lost. I’m seven years younger than she is, and I would be curled up under the bed with the dogs and a case of wine and would look like Dorian Gray sans artwork.

I keep having this dream where Donald Trump dies before the electoral college votes. And then somebody gives Hillary the win because she won the popular vote.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

Dude, I’ve been making the argument that he’s Ledger!Joker for weeks now. I’ve flat-out referred to him as President-Elect Joker multiple times. *So* many parallels.

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

Does everyone remember when the Joker says in The Dark Knight:

Get some Depends. We’re in for a wild ride.

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.

Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY.