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Old Painty-Can Ned
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The only real use for the depressingly libertarian states is I can come home from one of them with enough high explosive to level my entire neighborhood.

Jake Magnum is a good friend of mine. He said he coulda banged Scarlet Johansson, and I don't know, do we believe him folks?

“Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts . . .”

Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

Different cultures are different is a puzzling concept to you?

It would probably be easier to just will a blood vessel in your brain to burst, so you pass out and then end up in a coma and then nobody remembers your poopy pants. That’s the real story that nobody wants to talk about.

What if he was snarking in the Kinja greys?

Philly fans boo?? Thanks for the info!

Review everything. But not using the stupid, super-slow-mo, take 10 minutes to make sure a skate wasn’t a millimeter into the zone before the puck way. Can an official in Toronto see it after watching full speed replays from a couple of angles? Then call it. Otherwise let it stand

My favorite thing about America in 2019 is how scrupulously sports officials hew to the letter of arbitrary rules they made up last off-season even when it results in obviously unjust outcomes, while elected officials feel free to completely ignore duly established laws, also resulting in obviously unjust outcomes.

Harper fit much better with the existing personnel. The Phillies had already acquired a SS, and they have young, cheap options in the rest of their infield. However they had no legitimate 3rd OF, even after acquiring Andrew McCutchen, and having Harper to play RF every day filled a gaping hole in the roster and

Yes, and I call them that even though they are obviously grilled.

Sorry, I only eat hams that are steamed.

No, however I did catch the Aurora Boreanaz.

Unfortunately you can’t really find blank spots in pages any more, which are necessary if you need emergency rolling papers. They cram each page as full as possible any more, rendering the phone book useless.

You and your typewriter lingo can go to hell!

You know, your son looks like a fag to me.

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.