I’ll take two days of monk-like quiet over being subjected to the same five songs a million times.

No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

Maybe he always has camo on and that’s why we can never see a chin.

You know what else screen passes can do? Slow down blitzing linebackers and safeties. McVay did absolutely nothing to help his QB deal with the nonstop blitzes. Some of that is on Goff for not seeing blitzes and hitting the hot receiver, but an NFL coach should be able to bail out his QB when he isn’t playing well.

It’s a travesty that the owners are allowed on the field at all. The fuck? You didn’t do anything other than profit off human misery, why are you on the field pretending like you accomplished something?

Everyone at home and in the stadium knew that was DPI a few seconds after the play. Everyone at home and in Arrowhead knew moments after the play that there was not, in fact, roughing the passer.

The pancakes discussion really, really needed a trigger warning. Us breakfast carb snowflakes could not handle that level of savagery. I’m still in pieces.

Let me start by saying that as a former crime reporter I’ve seen just about all the ways a person can die, but that’s never been one of them. The only gas fill-up explosions I’m aware of are when people do stupid shit like this, or when a Lamborghini or Ferrari catch fire.

It’s not so much a matter of size or strength as speed. Zeke Elliot isn’t just 230 pounds, he’s 230 pounds and in the 5 yards he runs before he hits the line, he gets all the way up to a REALLY FUCKING FAST speed. So he has guys coming at him from angles and can’t just be brought down by an arm tackle. Your average…

Counter-point - their QB played MVP caliber football over the second half of the season, so maybe a game plan that leaned more on his playmaking ability would have produced better results.

Better idea - have your kicker visit the gym, uh, at least once in his 19 year career, so that he doesn’t pull a hamstring performing his only job function.

I take it you've never stayed in his wing of the Hotel Coral Essex.

Do they give you an e-ticket if you buy in person at the box office?

I think the larger issue here is not that the ruling itself creates problems that can’t be solved. When sampling got subjected to copyright infringement liability, artists simply started licensing the cuts they sampled. Seems to me that an artist is going to be aware of the tune(s) from which they borrowed when they…

I think you missed Lauren’s point. Her beef is not that people disagree with her on issues, it’s that people are using their sexuality as a shield, in bad faith, to advance harmful opinions in ways that shield them from criticism.

I deSPISE him.

+1 Staph Sergeant

I like how the definitely-not-a-racial-caricature Washington Football Team’s press releases on Twitter have a background which is meant to mimic the skin of Native Americans.

Pump and dump doesn’t work. If it’s in the bloodstream, it’s in the milk.