He coulda saved himself some time and discomfort and just dumped it right into the toilet.

Definitely this. I’m going to the bathroom in part to get a couple of minutes peace from you asstwats, so if I have to see you in the bathroom, shut the hell up and leave me alone.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

You’d think the unpaid labor would be more willing to stick it out for the obscenely wealthy white Southerner. Historically that’s been a pretty sweet deal.

This is an incredibly bad idea. A stubborn toddler who acts out for attention will, if ignored, simply escalate their behavior until you have no choice but to give them attention.

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!?

Baked potatoes are ass.

Which is extra hilarious because the polls in 2016 were pretty much spot on. Anyone reading them properly would have known that Trump had a chance to win. And I mean I think we can spot Drew one wishful thinking blog post about how American democracy was not, in fact, about to end.

Nice marmot.

*sheeple

Umbrellas are useless and horrible and I resent their very existence.

Please God I want another full 9-and-a-half seasons of this, do not disappoint me!

And Jay Paterno checks in. Hi Jay! Your dad enabled decades of child abuse. Have a blessed day.

Joe knew, and should forever be remembered as the chief enabler of a child rapist and nothing else. His family are ghouls. 

I got the impression from his visit to the doctor that Jack had been drafted before, and failed his physical due to his heart condition. That was the point of his talk with the doctor, he wanted to enlist but knew they might not take him because of it, so the doctor coached him on how to pass his physical this time…

This may have been the best episode of the series so far. The scene in the hospital at the nursery was excellent, more subtle than they usually are in the emotionally hefty moments of the show.

The Broncos pissed away 2-3 years of a Super Bowl defense on Brock Osweiler and Trevor Siemien and now Case Keenum instead of signing Colin Kaepernick, who is better than those 3 put together as well as the desiccated, Papa John’s stuffed corpse of Peyton Manning that they dragged across the finish line in SB 50.

Disappearing Werner’s wife would be a very bad move. Werner’s death is at least plausible, and explainable - he was on a job, someone got careless with the dynamite, and that’s that. But if they both go missing without a trace, after Mike exposed himself to the wire transfer guy and the other patrons at the spa where…

Mike told Werner his wife would be terminated if she didn’t return to Germany immediately. He also told Werner that if she did go back, his death would be reported to the authorities as accidental, and she would be visited by German lawyers, I guess to either carry out the probate process or to fool her into believing…

The most telling moment of the series remains the moment when Jimmy reveals to Chuck that he is considering Elder Law as a career. Chuck was wrapped in his Faraday blanket, slumped in his couch, but as soon as Jimmy articulates a place in the legal world that is thoroughly beneath the Chucks of the world, he…