I’m embarrassed to admit it took me a very long time to stop reading Goodnight Moon to my kids like this:

LOL child abuse puns are my favorite. Now do the Catholic Church!

Even if they fall ass-backwards into that scenario, it’s not the worst thing in the world. In exchange for sucking another year, they’ll get what many people think is a generational RB talent AND a shot at drafting the best QB in next year’s draft.

Remember how the Giants’ QB was 37 years old, and not good, and not going to get better, and the Giants had a once-in-a-generation draft position, and did absolutely nothing to address the problem?

They were high school football teammates at a prep school, so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Mike Bidwill is probably not on the list of people Brett Kavanaugh didn’t sexually assault.

Jesus, Vrabel looks like he took all of the bong hits before that picture.

That’s way too fancy a glass for that beer. A Yahtzee shaker would be much more appropriate.

“Sleigh Ride: Bummer Remix” just never caught on with the public.

You obviously didn’t go to prep school.

I'm totally stealing "Also you're a cunt" as my sign-off for work emails.

That dick tho

Conner disappeared in the 4th quarter and OT, to the tune of 29 rushing yards on 15 carries, and had a fumble that turned into a Cleveland TD. He produced a lot over the first 3 quarters, but he faded down the stretch where Le’Veon would have closed it out.

They’re very different shows. I don’t think you can categorically say one is better than the other - they are both master-level television, but they are building their drama very differently. Breaking Bad built drama out of tension, of both the long-simmering kind and the more immediate kind. It used both the tension…

Wait you mean the defensive coordinator who spent the entirety of Super Bowl 52 getting cockslapped by Big Dick Nick might not be that great of a coach?

The idea that a train wreck like the Lions can “play down” to anyone is absurd.

I love how the narrative coming out of this game is that James Conner somehow gave the Steelers a reason to ignore Le’Veon Bell’s demands. What the shit? If Bell had been in this game, the Steelers would have won it going away. 

Tyrod Taylor was kind of a disaster in this game, if you want to know the truth.

The purpose of rules like these is to get middle school coaches on up to start coaching their kids differently.