So, in order for me to live my life, I need to get the permission from everyone around me? This is what you seem to be implying. I hate HOA’s because of the lawn nazis, having to get permission to plant fucking flowers, and being told every aspect of what I can and cannot do on the property I live on and pay a…

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

The light is great. Had mine for about a month now and love it. But no normal human being wakes up looking as happy or put together as the girl in the picture. No matter what alarm clock is used.

The light is great. Had mine for about a month now and love it. But no normal human being wakes up looking as happy…

My neighbor is a doctor and has a Maserati. He bought it because his friend (also a doctor) has a Maserati.

Orly?

It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Well for god’s sake don’t write about the time Hulk Hogan drove his friend’s wife’s car.

That is a very kind thing to say and it made my day. Thank you.

It’s all about human beings acting Seville to each other.

Sports are a great metaphor for life. This video proves we can all just Catalan.

ustang. Over a billion swerved

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Pft I could lose 110 pounds