The problem with these kind of systems is you have to fiercely protect your marks or risk losing them. Mojang was the one who instigated it (yes, it's not always as black and white as the little guy is in right and big corporate is in the wrong) by attempting to trademark Scrolls. Zenimax then issued an opposition to…

Hark, another Pythonian. I also always feel the need to run in and do the Python handshake.

It's true. My now 3 year old is learning bigger numbers by calling out how much gp and exp is being earned while I replay final fantasy 4.

I think it's important that we deal directly with the dumb spouse. Therefore, UncleWalty, I am going to aim this directly at you. Stop trashing your spouse on the internet. It's one of the most dumb things you can do. If you can clean up your side of the street, maybe she won't think you're so dumb.

Doesn't that make you the dumb spouse, since he/she managed to outsmart whatever argument you were trying to make?

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.

I'd expand this to do not ever go to HR with an interpersonal problem. Think of the worst possible way things could turn out for you - that's how it'll probably go.

I didn't know Inuit were pale folks! Thanks!

I took a medication that made me gain 95 pounds in 7 months. It was also amazing the difference a few months and quite a few pounds made in how much worse I was treated by people, including medical doctors who should have known better. I was super unhealthy: I had hypothyroidism, high blood pressure, and was…

First, nobody said that they didn't have money to feed themselves at all. The trouble has a lot to do with time. Poor people — especially people who work more than one job and have children — do not have the kind of luxury of time that wealthier people do. So it's not just that a 99 cent cheeseburger is cheap; it's…

Does...does this apply to women too? Oh god what must everyone think of me

Mine too, it's gross! But, my husband is also the kind of guy to show up on our first date with an umbrella incase I didn't have one, and who sneaks off to the bathroom to have a mint so he can grab you for a hot kiss without you having to deal with gross Malbec-y toungue.

Malbec is also a mid-west hipster who collects vinyl, probably 5-7 years older than you. He wants to tell you all about being Buddhist, but never mentions Kerouac by name.

God, I fucking hate Malbec...

Wait, Ursula has a "day look"? Why, does she have a workplace makeup policy she must adhere to?

I'm a big fan of the current trend of victim shifting. Forget the mistreated transgendered individual, will someone please think of the intolerant people?!

Let me guess, you're the real victim of discrimination?

"Biological gender" - yeah, this is where you went wrong:

Every time we try to say "no really, video games and video game developers do treat women as equal, it's not as bad as before" then shit like this happens and I want to go bang my head on a wall.

That's fine. The awesomeness that is paleo can remain our secret, and the haters can get diabetes or whatever.