Man, I wish Venmo had existed a while back, because I had a co-worker that I would have been petty as fuck to.

I sure as hell don’t think it’s an accident.

And I would bet that $100 was for some BS thing, too. I got a $75 ticket for parking too far away from the curb (I was off by ONE inch). I’ve had a $125 ticket for tags that had been expired by one day.

I also trained my kids to narc on each other. Thumbs up to your mom!

My dad used to sneak candy onto the belt and then blame me.

In some states, yeah, the manager has to go through a process in order to fire someone, and it has to be approved by someone else. In many places, “manager” in retail just means “your overtime is unpaid and now you work 60 hours a week.”

The eldest millennials turn 35 this year.

To be fair, “they” is not indicative of all LGBTA. I know people from that community that eat there... and many more that don’t, and that are hurt when they see their friends talking about how Chick-Fil-A is the “absolute best.”

I used to love Chick-Fil-A... back when it was the only non-hamburger / fried chicken based option in the area. At that time, I only really liked chicken sandwiches, and found chicken with bones in it to be too hard to eat on the way to class or in the car.

Unfortunately, Yelp now locks down any pages that end up in the news and removes the vast majority of the posts calling them out. They don’t, of course, remove the positive posts that are obviously only put there to boost the star rating.

Okay, I hate on bad diet ideas all the time, but seriously, it’s not as if appetite suppressants are anything new. Look at any diet: They’ll have something in there that’s for suppressing hunger pangs. Sometimes it’s natural (like almonds) or sometimes it’s something they’re selling you, but it’s almost always there.

My father was coming back from Vietnam, tired, sweaty, and pretty damn cranky. He was asked by someone with a badge to open his bag.

I generally spend an hour a day cooking dinner because it gives me pleasure. The only reason I can do this is because I have an overabundance of time in the evening: I work from home, my kids are older, and my husband doesn’t get home until seven.

Three-year-olds are the reason I only have two kids, as well as the reason that it took me seven years to decide to have the second one.

I am still bummed that I didn’t get a donut cake for my first wedding. It would have been cheaper and cuter by far.

The manager didn’t seem too happy, so dude wasn’t helping his chances at holding onto his job.

This happened to me! We sat there for at least a half-hour. The waitress would walk by us but would avoid eye contact. Finally, a manager had to order her to wait on us.

Oh man, even worse than the long wait is when one person’s meal is forgotten.

This may sound weird, but I feel like being the First Lady has given her the leverage she probably wanted to publicly embarrass him without triggering whatever legal crap she had to sign when they married.

37yo here. In my experience, at this age, it takes way more than one or two hangout sessions to see if someone’s going to work out. People at our age are more guarded and have less time, so we’re careful about who we throw our social capital into.