Lucky you got an american doctor, means you pay more and are more likely to die than any other person in any other country with first world medical access. Heck, Chileans have better medical care. http://www.forbes.com/sites/econmatters/2011/02/16/u-s-health-care-almost-as-good-as-chiles/#10baf50c49c1

Let’s be honest here. Donald Trump doesn’t even know who Stephen Harper is.

I like you.

Oh god. I wish I could pretend I haven’t encountered Americans just like this far too often.

Shattered my foot last year. Had major surgery within a couple days (would’ve been next day but it was inconvenient for me). Free, free, free.

I sort of want a LaBatt’s and a chicken sandwich now.

If you’re going to be mad about something, don’t forget that we burned down the White House the last you tried to invade our fucking country. Don’t mess with Canada.

Damn. I heard there was a meth problem in the States but I hadn’t seen it first hand until now.

Spoken like a true American.

Donald Trump.