Let’s talk about how Lurch does nothing but gamble, perv on barely legal girls, and avoid his wife. I especially love JP, who made his wife take a cab to the hospital to give birth. Subsequently he left his wife for a much younger groupie.

This isn’t about money for Snyder now. It is the fact he’s been told/pressured to change the name. Nope! No one tells the angry leprechaun what to do! So now, he would go bankrupt before he changes the name. He’ll dig in his heels to the end of time.

STOP FUCKING JINXING THE ROYALS!!!!! Ever since that article came out on Deadspin about how amazing they were doing, they’ve been on a horrific slide.