Echelon, or we riot.

Echelon, or we riot.

what the White House calls a working vacation.

and...now it’s in Tulsa?

As an Oklahoman, I’m not only shocked that we even have a secretary of science and technology, I’m even more surprised it’s not someone with oil and gas ties so deep you could drill for oil and/or gas in them.

DANG IT I MISSED IT AND NOW I CAN’T STUFF THE BALLOT BOX FOR TULSA AGAIN

It’s nice to see Oklahoma rated in the top 3 of something even remotely positive for once. Though you got the “backwards wasteland” part mostly correct.

everywhere from Fox News to your aunt’s Facebook wall

Honestly a little surprised to not see any NASCAR drivers in this, since there isn’t a race this weekend. And before anyone starts making the “but this race involves turning right!” jokes, I know, you’re not gonna see Martin Truex, Jr. or Kevin Harvick, but I’d think Larson or Allmendinger or even Jeff Gordon would be…

As an Oklahoman, I tend to have the same reaction to Pruitt that a lot of people from Indiana have about Mike Pence: now everyone gets to see what we’ve been dealing with. And while I’m glad he’s not here to be bad at his job anymore, it’s not like things got better after he left. After all, Mary Fallin is still…

They have the Bark in the Park every Wednesday night Drillers game I think. I’m honestly surprised this is the first time something like this has happened. Though that being said, when I’ve been to it before, I don’t remember them allowing the dogs on the field.

If collusion needed a poster child, it would be used golf carts.

I had the same issue re: the trunk. Looked at one of these in the showroom and could not for the life of me figure out how to get it open. No button on the inside, no button on the keyfob, nothing. Finally the saleswoman called someone and asked, and sure enough it opened when the logo was pressed. I’d messed with it…

a pair of dihedral door-wings

Thankfully, his glorious cock-up

Oklahoma has the best early odds to win the Big 12

And then any little [redacted] thing that goes wrong is going to be, ‘Ooh, the Milwaukee Police Department is all racist

The Thunder have Kevin Durant’s superlative set of skills, Russell Westbrook’s freakish athleticism, and James Harden’s 1840s prospector’s beard.

Next one had better have Bollux and Blue Max.

the Sinclair Broadcasting-owned promotion

Hey at least it wasn’t this football: