Best line of Peppa Pig:

Paul George, whose Indiana Pacers got better by subtracting him and whose Oklahoma City Thunder got worse by adding him.

“This gets ads one step closer to being direct to consumer,” Oath CEO Tim Armstrong told Reuters, apparently completely misunderstanding or simply not caring about what consumers want. “You can’t be more direct than being on the mobile phone home screen and app environment.”

So it looks like it’ll be less hush-hush, more whoosh-whoosh.

We see significant opportunity for Power Rangers across our entire Brand Blueprint, including toys and games, consumer products, digital gaming and entertainment, as well as geographically throughout our global retail footprint.

He’s perplexin’ ‘em with his slow ball.

glass flasks, beer mugs, coasters, drinking glasses, water bottles and decorative bottles,

Because the alternative was letting Tony Stark die. My theory is that Strange saw that the one winning scenario involves Tony heavily, and so despite what he’d said earlier, he needed to trade the Time Stone for Stark’s life. Hence the “It was the only way” line.

THIS. Grant was the only one who came even close to replacing Roberson on defense.

Hot sauces, ranked:

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“first digital token sale led by a major investment bank.”

They don’t know it yet, but robots will eventually replace corporate executives as well.

Another important point: aren’t most warehouse employees not actually employees? I seem to remember most of them work for various temp agencies. So while Amazon can say all day that their employees make competitive wages and stock options and all that, they probably aren’t referring to the warehouse workers because tec…

Our attorney general [Jeff Sessions] is from a place in Alabama where marijuana use is probably still very taboo.

Amazon Shows Off How They Ruined The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle in a New Trailer 

From there, Congress would then decide whether to begin impeachment proceedings against the president, said two of the sources.