As long as they’re not the sugar-free variety.

As long as they’re not the sugar-free variety.

Again, this is one of the issues that VW Group completely ignores when doing business in the US. Here, driving (for enthusiasts, anyway) is all about passion, and speed, and memories, which are prioritized over things like efficiency or mechanical precision. There, if you tell someone it’s more efficient, it’s…

Love me some Kelly’s Heroes.

This needs more stars.

Also, notice that it’s 90 business days. Which translates to about 120 actual days.

Frankly, the only people who think that a pre-packaged hot dog pulled out of a metal incubator actually tastes better than one of the quasi-artisanal BBQ options available at Petco Park are probably also concerned that bat flips and Bryce Harper are evidence of the game’s degradation.

To be fair, a few years ago, that exact reaction could be expected from Kyle Busch.

like if we called the accelerator pedal the “goer”

Met him once, at Johnson Space Center on my honeymoon. Amazing guy to talk to. I may have run off to meet him, leaving my wife behind wondering who this old guy was that I was talking to.

This is hockey, though. Russia’s U17 team will still probably Zamboni the ice with at least half the field.

The thing is, sales won’t really be the best reflection of the Bolt’s quality or success, because if it’s anything like the Volt was, each dealership will only have one or two tucked back among the Sonics and Sparks. The only people that buy them will be the ones who are there specifically for them, everyone else will…

If there’s a dead animal in a field of mushrooms, maybe don’t eat the mushrooms.

Ron Swanson? Is that you?

So THAT’s where all of the Takata airbags went...

Does Yahoo’s not validate your bracket and say “Hey this isn’t complete” at some point before they lock? I think even the NCAA’s does that.

If I were the NYT, this would be my response:

COTD

Question: why are the ignition switch cases that are being heard right now the ones that seem to be open-and-shut in favor of GM? The first one they found out that the people were lying about something, this one seems to be a similar case. Does GM get to choose the order in which the cases are being heard? Because…

The crux of the issue is this: VW management still doesn’t believe they did anything wrong. Sure, they broke the rules, but in their eyes they did what they had to do and it’s a technicality. I used to work for a large European-owned tool company, and the mindset is similar. If something is wrong over here, it’s our…