Haha yep! Lost ruined all of tv.

I think we’ve hit peak mindfuck in our media and have circled back around. What we see is what we get with this show: The employees are humans, the androids are androids, the man in black is a dude who wants every easter egg and achievement in this game. The twistiest twist this show could give us is that there is no…

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I thought they were humongous moths.

He should nominate Barron for Secretary of Cyber.

Canadian here, and boy what a difference from our leadership debates!

Man, the book moment was awesome. He was all “This is my area of expertise, you should learn something.” She was like, “I literally just wrote the book on that.”

I don’t which I am more concerned about, the cyber or the the nuclear.

“Those are not my words. There is no record of those being my words, even though there are recordings where I said those words. Okay, so maybe they are my words. So what. I will not apologize for my words. I will not stand by them either, because that’s not fair. But if I did say those words, it’s the media’s…

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

I don’t think infidelity has much to do with a spouse being “good enough”. There are many, many reasons why people cheat.

But fooling around with a married man still speaks to her character.

She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

I hope she gets the help she obviously needs. That being said, if you're an elected official and are absent from your job much of the time, you shouldn't hold that elected office. Looking at you, Marco Rubio.

It’s good to see they have top men working on this. Top. Men.

Hey! I was around for the first Government Cheese giveaway and I remember that shit was good. Like really, really good Amurrican. 10+ for meltability.

A drug bomb. Kind of like a pinata.

True victims’ bodies have a way* of shutting this down.

I remember when this happened. I was 15 and super upset that people would be offended by the idea of a female president. When they re-ordered the shirt my mother bought me one and I have held onto it for 11 years. Today I busting it out and wearing it again and I am excited to think that “someday” might be sooner than…