Damn you, autotourettes!

I watched Idiocracy again the other day, and it is much less funny now that we’re living the early stages of it.

You can watch Jason Isbell sum up exactly what the presidential election was so heartbreaking while Trevor Noah developes the mother of all man-crushes here: http://www.rollingstone.com/country/news/jason-isbell-on-trump-election-see-daily-show-interview-w489186

Monroe and Rosalee- as the sympathetic “monsters” -had the healthiest and most stable relationship in the series.

It is the way of our people.

I’m now super sad I didn’t think to have Lil BallofStress hold a Depo bottle when she was a (very unplanned!) newborn!

I think Branagh’s talented, but I also believe he has a ginormous ego and therefore cannot subject himself to looking chubby or anything less than dashing.

There is no other Poirot but Suchet.

Helen Mirren as Ariadne Oliver!

Not a single picture in these comments of Kenneth Branagh’s facial hair from his last great period piece. I’m disappointed in all of you Jezebel.

On a side note, I’m going to assume the train turns into a giant mechanical snake, or some sort of centipede.

Zoe Wanamaker was perfect as Ariadne.

“I do miss him. He was a great friend. I was playing that man for 25 years and you develop with him. Even now I could take him out and spend the whole day with him looking through his eyes. I know everything about him. The way he travels, what he eats. Everything. I have his last moustache in a little frame and I…

It’s very 1930s Kaiser-in-exile Wilhelm II. Poirot was a refugee from Belgium during WWI, so it’s unlikely he’d be following the Kaiser’s sartorial cues for 20 years, still, MotOE takes place in the early 1930s - at which time the old Kaiser’s facial hair was this (Branaugh’s is still wrong)...

the fuck indeed. suchet owns poirot so it cant be easy replacing him but kenneth looks ridiculous

“Season7, Episode 3. I can’t remember the title of it, but it’s the one where there’s a child porn ring, and Mariska’s just a fucking badass”

If we can have gif tattoos I would like the Stephen J. Cannell one instead.

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First movie I saw her in was Dead Again. So good.