Damn you, autotourettes!

I watched Idiocracy again the other day, and it is much less funny now that we’re living the early stages of it.

You can watch Jason Isbell sum up exactly what the presidential election was so heartbreaking while Trevor Noah developes the mother of all man-crushes here: http://www.rollingstone.com/country/news/jason-isbell-on-trump-election-see-daily-show-interview-w489186

That’s not really what’s happening or how it works. We have the Confederacy pretty well documented. We have the receipts as it were. That’s why we can objectively say that the Confederates committed treason against the United States to hold on to morally reprehensible institution of slavery, lost, and then were…

The Polish governor built a castle in Hrubieszów in the late 14th century.

I know driverless is a broad term, but I can’t be the only one that read the headline and thought it was referring to a driverless/autonomous bus.

Monroe and Rosalee- as the sympathetic “monsters” -had the healthiest and most stable relationship in the series.

It’s important to realize just how early this film is. Most movies then consisted of anything that moved, things like “Train Leaving Station” and “Men Sorting Mail”. People went to the movies just for the novelty of seeing a moving picture. The first film to tell a story was the 1902 Georges Méliès classic Le Voyage…

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

It is the way of our people.

I’m now super sad I didn’t think to have Lil BallofStress hold a Depo bottle when she was a (very unplanned!) newborn!

I think Branagh’s talented, but I also believe he has a ginormous ego and therefore cannot subject himself to looking chubby or anything less than dashing.

There is no other Poirot but Suchet.

Helen Mirren as Ariadne Oliver!

Not a single picture in these comments of Kenneth Branagh’s facial hair from his last great period piece. I’m disappointed in all of you Jezebel.

On a side note, I’m going to assume the train turns into a giant mechanical snake, or some sort of centipede.

Zoe Wanamaker was perfect as Ariadne.

“I do miss him. He was a great friend. I was playing that man for 25 years and you develop with him. Even now I could take him out and spend the whole day with him looking through his eyes. I know everything about him. The way he travels, what he eats. Everything. I have his last moustache in a little frame and I…

It’s very 1930s Kaiser-in-exile Wilhelm II. Poirot was a refugee from Belgium during WWI, so it’s unlikely he’d be following the Kaiser’s sartorial cues for 20 years, still, MotOE takes place in the early 1930s - at which time the old Kaiser’s facial hair was this (Branaugh’s is still wrong)...

the fuck indeed. suchet owns poirot so it cant be easy replacing him but kenneth looks ridiculous