Guy’s a golden retriever with abs. He would have to have some kind of truly Cosbyesque scandal come out to make me lose my eternal love for Andy Dwyer. Everything after that has just been gravy.

It’s good to see they have top men working on this. Top. Men.

Hey! I was around for the first Government Cheese giveaway and I remember that shit was good. Like really, really good Amurrican. 10+ for meltability.

A drug bomb. Kind of like a pinata.

True victims’ bodies have a way* of shutting this down.

I read this post in Stewie’s voice. Especially the last line.

You remember that, do you? Where’s some evidence backing up this potentially faulty memory? Could it possibly be an article in Time, or Newsweek? Or did you possibly remember the 7 peer-reviewed articles that predicted cooling? Because if you remembered those, you should also remember the 42 peer-reviewed articles…

I remember when this happened. I was 15 and super upset that people would be offended by the idea of a female president. When they re-ordered the shirt my mother bought me one and I have held onto it for 11 years. Today I busting it out and wearing it again and I am excited to think that “someday” might be sooner than…

Yep. This is why we old broads keep harping at the Youngs to keep history in perspective & not rest on any imaginary laurels because “we already have feminism and equal rights, it’s over”..... This kind of shit was happening while we were teenagers, young adults, college students. The 80s & 90s were the Backlash…

We don’t have White Castle here, but we do have a sort of similacrum called Krystals (aka “Krittle”). Every time I eat Krystals - approximately twice a year - I am grossed out and swear off of it. And then six months later I go back. It’s the cornpups. I can’t quit them.

My first thought.

The barber looks like Doug Stamper on House of Cards.

Millie was probably my favourite character on The Dick van Dyke Show. Her delivery was just superb.

She and Jerry Paris created the perfect acidic balance to Rob and Laura’s sweetness. Love her to bits.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

Not calling out Sam Bee here, but wanted to get something off my chest: I’m always a little disgruntled when “thoughts and prayers” get mocked and derided in the wake of a shooting. My church (hippie dippie New England Episcopalians) formed a Gun Reform Legislation Committee after Newtown—we have teams of callers who…

Man, that is powerful. It’s so powerful to see her face and hear her voice. It’s so powerful to hear and see her pain and fear.

So does the Pope.

luckily one was not in use at the GM plant or Johnny Cash would not have been able to build his cadillac.