Personally I’m waiting for Cthulhu to awaken. Why wait for the lesser evil? Ia! Ia!

I have never been able to understand why this essential contradiction in Trump’s image has just always been glossed over. He’s a rich, smug New Yorker — the kind of guy “real Americans” ostensibly hate.

Blue-collar Latina bartender over-educated Ivy League elite.

Why are they so easily scared?  Time for Red America to sack up, eh?

Those ads are made for whiteys in the rest of the country who think we all ride alligators to work down here.

Popeyes has the worst service in the entire fast food industry - and I say that as a New Orleanian with hometown honor to defend., because it’s that undeniable. But The Sandwich is worth it. The chicken generally is worth it.

I believe they think there is. I believe the one percenters are counting on their vast wealth to insulate them in their gated communities and luxury doomsday bunkers from the worst of the effects. And they are counting on those Four Horsemen to thin the rest of the herd— us — enough to take some of the pressure off…

Of course they are. That’s exactly what they are. Nothing more, nothing less.

Tom Cotton scares me. His cornpone exterior conceals a ruthless will to power. He feels like he’s capable of anything to me. He’s a real-life Greg Stilson.

Well this is great news. May his brother follow in short order.

Sounds like your neighbor is a paranoid schizophrenic.

It’s true. I’ve had it. How long must this farce continue? He is grossly unfit to do the job. Profoundly ignorant of everything in the world except his own TV ratings and crowd size. He thinks Frederick Douglass is still alive, for Christ’s sake. His personality disorder is so all-consuming it renders him literally inc…

Me too.

The newsmedia should just stop these Chopper Talk sessions altogether. Where tey quiz him at the steps of Marine One. He comes up with many of his most insane whoppers during those impromptu press “conferences.”

Wait, this guy is still the Energy Secretary? For real? Jesus, i can’t keep track anymore.

I noticed that too. Spooky.

What the actual fuck is this?

I hear “Fredo” used as a disparagement a lot. But never aimed just at Italians, and used in the context of someone who’s demonstrably incompetent and pathetic, who doesn’t deserve their place of privilege because they suck, who has one job and can’t do it, a failson. Nothing ethnic about it at all. After all The…

You would if you had to maintain two residences and fly back and forth between them every week.

I have to agree. Bullying is quintessentially American. But so is suddenly, unexpectedly standing up to the bully and befriending the hopeless.  America is a conflicted place.