I can’t stand Nicki.

If you want to make a joke about how you’d do anything for so and so, maybe something like “If he invited me to a reading of the tax code, I’d go,” or “If he invited me to see all his vacation slides, I’d be there.”

“like a fish doesn’t see the water.”

Agreed I hate slavery but damn I do love a good southern plantation home with a big porch with some nice rocking chairs and a nice long road leading up to the house with trees and spainish moss. Sigh there really are some gorgeous homes in the south. 

if elected, would be the state’s first black Senator since Reconstruction.

“In referencing the one who invited me, I used an exaggerated expression of regard, and any attempt to turn this into a negative connotation is ridiculous.”

I laughed my ass off when I heard that Avenatti talked about running in 2020...

Maybe the accused just wanted to play Devil’s Triangle with Tucker’s daughter. 

Being a Navy SEAL doesn’t automatically make you an awesome person. Look at Zinke and Hunter Duncan.

Emily, Crenshaw may be ‘cute’, but he also thinks abortion is ‘evil’ and talks about ‘radical leftists’, and gun control advocates are ‘stupid’. So, notsmuch.

We can be like, ‘Wow he shouldn’t have tweeted that,’ and still support him . . . You can disapprove of what the president says every day, or that day, and still support his broader agenda.”

Bibbity, Bobbity, and Boo

Not sure how much more we can do, considering NFL sells licensed camo gear in November and we have a giant American flag at the MLB All Star Game.

Dear America.

Colell says administrators and other coaches pressured her to allow Long back on the team, telling her it could negatively affect his application to the Marines. The Marines “would save this kid,” Colell says one coach told her.

As terrible as it sounds, people do become desensitized to these things. When I saw this news break there was no shock on my part, I wasn’t clamoring to find out more details. I saw the news break on Facebook and I kept scrolling, moving on to finish some work, only going to to read the details of what happened later…

The tree idea sounds incredible, honestly. What else does one do with a placenta, other than consuming it?

That sounds...actually kind of sweet. Like a little birth tree. But this, placenta smoothie?? Yeah, that’s gross 

I remember when I thought my friend’s wife was odd for taking her placenta, burying it in her yard, and planting a tree on top of it. Good times, good times.

I’m due with my first in May, so I picked up a book that was supposed to teach me how to nourish my body and bond with my baby for the first forty days after birth. I skipped ahead to the recipes and the very first one was for a placenta smoothie that called for a “2 inch piece of frozen placenta”. So I obviously…