They had a meeting to discuss whether or not horses could fly as emotional support animals and when the chair offered the vote to the floor by saying “yea or neigh,” they were left without a choice.

Preach. Being an asshole isn’t a disability.

They were too busy having a mind-boggling conversation with me about what dry shampoo is. 

They are teachers without guidance in a county without guidance for these issues. They were following that they were told to do.

...teachers in one Stafford County Public School directed children to bathrooms or locker rooms closest to them, but couldn’t decide where to send the girl, who is trans...

My grandpa used to ask my mom (and later all his grandkids), “Do you want a Hershey bar?” And when we’d say yes, he’d say, “Me, too.”  It was a black mark on an otherwise stellar grandpa record. 

I don’t do it at all, because I have a very active self-defence mechanism from years of abuse that I decided I wasn’t going to experience ever. again.

“When we worked together before I took special care of him.” I love that he says they worked together, like he’s just referring to another actor. Liam Neeson seems like he has such a kind heart.

Neeson probably gave that horse an inferiority complex, and that’s memorable.

If only Tennessee wanted to see more Gore in 2000, things would be very different. 

Horses are super smart. If Liam spent time with the horse and was nice to this horse, it probably did recognize him.

The Liam Neeson horse thing is so cute-- like it’s cute if the horse *actually* remembers him from before and it’s cute if he doesn’t but Liam is walking around thinking that a horse remembers him. 

Democrats everywhere need to fucking grow a pair. The shit we’re fighting for benefits EVERYONE. Living wages. Medicare for all. Affordable (or preferably free) Higher Education. Criminal Justice reform. Fuck playing nice, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY let’s get this shit done

I’m still waiting for Cecily Strong’s impression of her on SNL.  

Fuck Nikki Haley and the rest of her “America sucked but we’ve fixed it” compadres. It’s self-congratulatory bullshit. 

Trump has been dying to try Ivanka in a new position.

Since when has anyone in this administration let something as trivial as legality stand in their way?

She is so hilarious. As Janet, as Bad Janet, as Bad Janet pretending to be Janet and failing, as Janet pretending to be Bad Janet and failing.

You mean like a posse?

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