I know that I’m personally barely getting by and between the increased price of fuel and the hike in grocery prices we're definitely check-to-check. However, I'm perfectly fine with this trade war because I enjoy watching Trump supporters suffer and they're hipdeep around here. 

Kristen Mink is my fucking hero and we all need to take notes.

Oh, we have a flirty one here.

Good one. Coolgirling?

Climb that ladder!

I would vote for this bear in 2020. Nay, 2018. 

I support you and all you endeavor 

It would if I hadn’t had 4 glasses of Pinot Grigio before typing.

Transmen deserve better than ScarJo with Tom Cruise’s haircut. 

I’m glad you posted this. I was going to mention it. Here’s one that I like:

I read a hastily rewritten piece recently that said that RyanAir, to help curb the number of drunken, disruptive passengers boarding their flights, is pushing to have all Irish airports institute a two-drink minimum for all passengers. The truth is RyanAir wants bars in those airports to only be allowed to serve two…

Especially given how big of a pussy he is, too. What with his 24/7 security detail and first class seats to protect him from having to deal with the repercussions of his shittiness. He apparently does not understand the “public” or the “service” part of “Public Service”.

My wife’s hometown published a history of the town. In one passage it said the town fathers overcame DIVERSITY.... Pretty sure it was meant to say ADVERSITY.

Ahh good to know. Maybe those splotches on my son’s towels are evidence of his skincare routine.

I don’t know about you, but I’m celebrating Malia Obama’s birthday tomorrow. We will ALWAYS stan a legend. 

just poor boiling water over him

Well this post lacks any sort of class.

I’m a giant cynic and hater but

god, those tweets, they are physically painful. are we really supposed to spend tomorrow celebrating the stupid fucking country that can elect that piece of garbage president?

Are you prepared for tomorrow’s Civil War?