Look! POS is wearing a tan suit.

An unfamiliar pen made KKW spell her own name wrong? Really? I may have a solution for you.

Time for a Menendez brother to call!

You know Drizzy’s mom was so disappointed when she found out he didn’t wrap his jimmy

I guess it’s a pun on aloe vera? And the play on words was meant to shame Danny Moder’s wife Vera into agreeing to a divorce so he could marry her? But I don’t get why she chose that particular pun. Like I guess she’s trying to say “That’s pretty low of you to not agree to a divorce, Vera” but it still makes no damn…

This movie was pretty dumb and I enjoyed it. Why isn’t Lucy Liu in more stuff?

Does she model sidewalks? Lampposts?

The headline of that story is so misleading! The full gossip item is that they had planned an elaborate wedding and then called it off and broke up. So when their reps responded, they were responding to that whole thing— not just that they broke up.

the Trent Reznor news is a good change-up from the incessant Pete & Ariana nine-inch nailing updates, so thanks

When I was a kid, I was CONVINCED my middle name was spelled ‘Suzzane’ not ‘Suzanne.’ So as an adult, knowing it was definitely not correct, I signed ‘Suzzane’ on my passport. I freaked out, had to call whoever in the government deals with that stuff. They told me to just cross it out, but it was hella embarrassing. I…

“Everyone that comes in my house has tinted red arms from swatches and shadows.”

I’d like to think that the name she misspelled was “Kim”.

I have definitely written my name too fast and misspelled it...many times

Going by the emojis, I figured their love smelled like weed and cotton candy. Would that be terrible? Amazing?

Lol, I bet he meant looser, I would make fun but I put tweed instead of tweet 😂

There’s an absurd irony in a CO2 shortage on a planet that’s cooking in the stuff.

“Federal officers equipped with riot gear arrested eight protesters at an ICE facility in Portland”

I believe in the second amendment but something has got to change.  Also fuck the NRA they do not speak to me as a gun owner.

Thanks for the regular updates. 

Gosh, it’s a good thing we don’t have a President who constantly attacks and attempts to discredit the media outlets in this country, can you just imagine how much that could encourage and embolden people to treat media people like hostile targets?