The criticisms I’ve seen are not just that people know the numbers— it’s that part of depression is the inability to seek help, regardless of having a phone number or website or list of therapists. Depression is paralyzing in insidious ways. The issue with posts that just say, “If you’re depressed call this number!”…

*raises hand.

Same. My late husband was a huge Anthony Bourdain fan. He had a man crush on him and would have been devastated by today’s news. I don’t know if I believe in heaven, but I like to think that my husband was anxiously waiting at the entrance for Bourdain, ready to ask him a thousand questions and hoping to be his new…

I, personally, will never forgive Canada for The Bowling Green Massacre.

Oh I know exactly what’s going to happen— Trump will compliment NK for having a subservient press corp and a strong arsenal. He is going to get a lot of great ideas from Kim Jong Un about how he should run the US.

Let’s see what he will talk during summit: how he won election, how Obama and HRC are trash, Canada burned white house, how everyone likes him, how he can’t watch porn in WH, 13 angry Democrats.

I know an Italian man who eats pasta non-stop and his body is BANGING but I’m sure he must have an insane workout regimen. He HAS to, right??? *cries in Spaghettios*

Ok, first I read this as an event at the Pizza.

Huh. Hey, remember the time Michelle Obama suggested eating a vegetable once in a while, and people started rioting in the streets?

What better way to end obesity than by indulging in gluttony?

So now even the ex-wives of Trump are cribbing from Michelle Obama.

Ivana is stuck in 1992. She hasn’t changed her style since then. She’s even still wearing a French manicure with the thick white tips! She’s in desperate need of a make-over.

1. Obesity is a serious issue.

Yes, fandom: bombard ABC/Disney with Post-its demanding this sequel happen.

That and her reasoning that hey, maybe she’d “just been pregnant too many times.”

It’s insane and tragic to know the answer to the question, “What ever happened to actress X?” was almost certainly, “She wouldn’t fuck Harvey Weinstein.”

“...I didn’t think I was important enough to make a big deal over.”

This makes me so goddamn angry!

Mira was the first person that I thought of when the story originally broke because fuck I loved her so much and she just disappeared seemingly overnight. I’ve followed her on insta forever. I’m so happy that she’s realized she is not alone. And girl it wasn’t your fault, your career should have never stalled. You are…

Four reporters spotted Melania in the White House last week walking merrily along to a meeting. They never reported the sighting because it would hurt the sick narrative that she was living in a different part of the world, was really ill, or whatever.