Since they both look so young, maybe Grandson? I’m terrible at this game. My husband and I have a game of making up stupid names out of regular names. During our early days of courtship we decided we’d eventually adopt a cat and name her Catniss Pauladeen. We’re a pair of weirdos though.

This is perfect. Thank you!

Thank you. I am truly trying so hard to channel my thoughts and actions into those which can be used for good. And it has been HARD, when I am normally a peace-keeper. But this has left me gutted and hopeless. I will get sta r Ted on these things instead of focusing on the blind, hot rage in my tears.

I’m in Tennessee and will travel far and wide to take part in such a demonstration.

I know this going to sound so dumb or like I’m being snarky but I am not. I’m being 100% literal. When calling and demanding my Senator that he support Senate bill S. 3036, how do I literally verbally say it? Do I simply say “Senate bill 3036" without mention the “S.”? Or do I say “Senate bill ess dot 3036" or some…

I have a 150 acre farm in East Tennessee y’all can buy. Cheap! I inherited it and am NOT capable of tending to it. Farming is hard!!!

Preach.

I offer massive hugs. You and your furry love mean so much to all of us. Bless both of you.

Oh gosh, that’s the most amazing trip. Australia & NZ are wonderful but I want to go to Fiji and Tonga SO badly! Lucky!

I could swear I heard “you ain’t getting no bath salts.”

My nephew graduated from high school yesterday; we threw him his family graduation party last night. Beside the guestbook there was a box with pens and paper so that guests could write down well wishes, advice, prayers, etc. After he read mine stating the importance of voting in every election and how we’ll be able to…

My husband is a social worker whose job is to inform the uninformed regarding disease prevention. We live in Tennessee where there are lots of Fox News watchers (it’s sometimes difficult to live here). Apparently lots of people have never seen a Gardasil ad. I honestly think lots of people here think HPV and HIV are…

My exact thought.

My first marriage was to a guy who shared my surname (it’s a super common name). I always jokingly said that he’d taken my last name. I also joked I was going to hyphenate my last nsame once we were married (so it would KC Jones-Jones).

My lovely mother says “Yuck, it smells like wet cement out here.” She’s a ladylike belle who raised a daughter who’s like, “No momma, it smells like jizz.” Just say it, mom! They reek of spunk.

Well, I’ll be danged. The song has both “Mares eat oats and does eat oats” lyrics and the aforementioned lyrics. My family treated me like a moron because I only sang the mairzy doats lyrics. Now I know that both are correct. Learn something new everyday.

Are we related? My family has always had these weird ass sayings and I always assumed that song was just another example of our nonsense English language. I only learned the actual words about five years ago...I’m almost forty.

Holy crap, I had NO idea. I love candy so much — way more than any nearly 40-year-old should. I have my eye on their nostalgic candy box, even though I can get twice as much candy (with some Razzles and Big League Chew tossed in) at my local Mast General Store for $50...but Mast General isn’t co-owned by Kunu and…

I am. I nearly died when I opened my door. We’re not exactly political allies but I’ve been blown away by how informed and well spoken he is.

Tag me in because this is awesome.