Don’t try, if they’re a Tesla fan then you’re in for a long drawn out argument with no logic.

Well, if nobody else is going to pluck the low-hanging fruit...

Dont fret. Changli has their best people working on that as we speak. 

I was just thinking there should be advent calendars filled with edibles.

“It doesn’t work for me because my job makes me drive across a state fairly often, so it’s useless and won’t work for anyone.”

Came for this.  Did not disappoint.  Take your easy star

Might as well call a crackhead for all the good the cops are gonna do.

All these blow hards saying “oh, she’s not descended from slaves! Her father was from Jamaica!” How do they think Black people got to Jamaica? 

Saw those. Mine looks better and is red 

This is a terrible take.

Don’t leave out the X1/9. The whole drivetrain from the 500 Abarth slid to the back for an X1/9 revival would be sweet. Unfortunately, it would probably take sales from the 124, and the 124 doesn’t have any to spare.

I’m not in Michigan yet.

No.

as it takes on the Jeep Wrangler for dominance among the off-roading parking on curbs at the mall and doing 95 on off-road tires crowd.

Yeah he will say it’s better than his golf cart, since he seems more interested in golf than 100k dead people and 130k projected for the summer. 

Fun fact: those “entitled asshats” actually have the right-of-way

Bicycles are permitted, even required, to be on the roads in most urban settings. It is the responsibility of car drivers to share the road with them. Yes, some riders ignore traffic signals but by and large most cyclists don’t die because they ran a stop sign and got hit by a car. Usually they get run over while…

Explain the pedestrian deaths.

I think I get it now. All these years, I was confused. I thought Trump was a conman and a fraud. But now I see that he’s really a performance artist. And his piece is called, “How many old people can I kill while they still vote for me for President?”

if only there was a secret service agent, fbi agent, or cia agent, who’s lost a close family member due to this preventable virus and kills him, then manages to cover it up so that it looks like he was murdered by the kremlin and has evidence of collusion all over the room.

that’d be great.