And all that makes no sense whatsoever financially. But Tesla fans absolutely love financially idiotic things so I’m sure they’ll appreciate the info!

A true Christmas miracle!

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Would be a real Christmas miracle.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Time to post this up again:

Even worse... supermarket deviled eggs. Meaning who knows how long they’ve been sweating. These were designed to invoke maximum gastrointestinal distress. 

Deadspin Headline:

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

But is his dick ok? Deadspin has really changed, man. 

It was such a brilliant throw and catch followed by such horrible news. Hopefully it isn’t anything serious and Foles can return sooner rather than later.

In 1973, many Buicks were air-dropped in remote locations that they were in no way capable of being driven out of. Descendants of the people seen in this photograph still live in that Buick to this day. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

They’re still immensely popular, for a reason.

Might I suggest...

thank you!

$4000? NIGGA. Who we fighting? It would be well worth going to jail to slap everybody who came at you with the shits.

I think her questioning why more men weren’t bisexual confirmed she knows she is.

So, will Chidi seeing the Time Knife just be a throwaway joke, or do we think it’ll have some kind of plot impact later on?