Don’t you mean “toddler blood”? Teenager blood isn’t as youthful.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Serious question: How can that possibly be legal?

Whaddaya wanna bet that the selected candidate will still have to sign a non-compete clause barring them from working at any other Div-I school for a period of five years? I mean, hey, businesses in North Carolina and other states are making entry level “dirt shovelers” sign them — and suing people for taking a job at…

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

Far better than his run for Congress.

I’m shocked at the number of people who go over the waistband. Do you undo your belt and everything at a urinal? I think it’s much easier just to unzip, fish it through the flap and go.

I’m shocked at the number of people who go over the waistband. Do you undo your belt and everything at a urinal? I…

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

I hope they don’t actually plan on spending time explaining the Force and balance and whatnot because it is all thoroughly silly and they could spend that time with lasers and shit.

Complete outsider here. I assume people, in general, get wrecked at tailgates. Do cops just set up right outside and do DUI checks after every game? Do a lot of people get busted? Are tailgate drivers more responsible than I give them credit for?

More like Kansas Shitty, amirite?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Totally agree.

“You’re the COUSIN of a legacy, Slapdick.”

Makes me nostalgic for my own childhood, when I learned about the youthful indiscretions Henry Hyde engaged in when he was over 40.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

The average football coach isn’t too smart. This guy had no idea he was jeopardizing his job, if not his entire career, by pulling this woman aside and giving her his “opinion”.

The Browns and Chiefs need to do a Freaky Friday-esque swap, where one team learns the value of not taking a QB in the first round every other year and one learns to maybe once in a while draft and develop a QB on their own.

Doesn’t seem like just “dying in prison” is enough punishment for Sandusky, nor is “rotting in a hole” sufficient punishment for Paterno.